Humor: Signs of the Times
I read these and just had to share the fun and delight with you! Enjoy!!!!
On a military hospital door to colonoscopy, “To expedite your visit, please back in.”
On a plumber’s truck, “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company, “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan, “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Another Pizza shop slogan, “Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.”
At a tire shop in Milwaukee, “Invite us to your next blowout.”
At a towing company, “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
On a maternity room door, “Push. Push. Push.”
On a taxidermist’s window, “We really know our stuff.”
In a podiatrist’s office, “Time wounds all heels.”
At a car dealership, “The best way to get back on your feet– miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop, “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
At the electric company, “We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
In a restaurant window, “Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.”
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